Demetri Martin

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Thank you to my new Sponsor, Sticky Bumps Wax

Thank you for your new support, I hope to market your product and become a valuable asset to the team.



And also thank you to all my current sponsors Manta, Viper, 808 Empire, and Da Secret Sauce.

I'm on a Boat

SNL is doing one thing right and thats making music!

North Shore Madness

Went to the north shore today, only to see the crowd is still crazy. A million people and a million people dropping in. People with no respect of the waves and people make the ocean very dangerous. Not to much people regulating the water anymore, however there is still a few. I'm all about keeping my blog positive but sometimes regulation needs to happen or an innocent bystander or pro athlete is going to get hurt.

And now I present "How to get a Hawaiian Beat Down"


Again sorry for the violence, I'm defiantly saying its not right. But when someone like me gets dropped in on someone like that, and I get hurt or even drown. You will wonder, maybe that guy should have gotten regulated. Have a nice night :)

Rain, Rain, make the crowd go away

Missing Someone Special

Since 2004, every girl I have dated has moved away. You think 2009 will be different, I don't think so. Can't help but date those mainland girls, and now international.

Happy New Year

Sorry its been a long time since a blog update. Just been busy with family and work. However here you go, the hype of Penn VS GSP.

Wolverine

Another Superhero Movie to look forward too. This movie gets me pumped up like ninja's cooking breakfast for other ninja's!